norms....
apparently...
- wearing boots with a skirt looks more unprofessional than wearing thigh-high socks
- completely isolating a classroom at the top of gilley is safe and easily accessed
- if you "donate" enough money, you can get out of ANYTHING
- shorts were a great idea and a fantastic senior privilege
- girls don't need to wear shorts under their skirts
- patterned tights look more unprofessional than thigh-high socks
- hot cheetos and dr. pepper are a great start to your morning
- 600 calorie costco muffins are also a great start to your morning
- it's okay to waste money on useless/ugly t-shirts that no one will wear again
- paying +$35,000 for tuition does not cover the $10 parking ticket for not displaying a sticker
- you don't need to wear a uniform polo underneath your sweater
- it's okay for guys to touch guys and for girls to touch girls but it's not okay for guys to touch girls
- if you look tired, you're stoned
- you have to go to college
- golf is a sport
- teachers all pick the same week to assign tests, quizzes, essays, projects and powerpoints
- shorts are an appealing privilege for girls
- eating in the senior courtyard is for special events only
- secrets aren't actually secrets
- everyone already knows everything about you
apparently...
You're right, that's why norms suck. But don't hate on GOLF, I live GOLF.WANG
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